Patriots owner/Myra Kraft widower Robert Kraft is once again “upon the Town!” (to borrow from James McNeill Whistler’s legendary Ten O’Clock lecture, which you should absolutely read).
Via the decidedly less august Boston Herald Inside Track:
Hanging in the Hamptons
Patriots bigwig Bob Kraft and his lovely lady friend Ricki Noel Lander hit Pharrell Williams’ annual ‘Apollo in the Hamptons’ fundraiser Saturday night. The event for the legendary New York theater drew a crew of boldfacers including Usher, Jennifer Hudson and the Isley Brothers. The Pats poohbah spent the rest of the weekend at his house on the Cape, where he was spotted on a paddle board, sans Ricki.
Sans Ricki, avec Ricki – this is just wrong.
The Boston Globe didn’t have this story.
Good for them.
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awww come on, how could I not write this!? The couple is an SEO goldmine.
Hey, Megan: I never said you shouldn’t write it. I just applauded the Globe for not. But really, isn’t it too pathetic even to be fun, SEO goldmine notwithstanding?