Sorry, Boston Red Sox fans: Your young hurler Henry Owens is the most ridiculous-looking player in organized baseball.
(Full disclosure: The hardreading staff has been a Made Yankee Fan in Boston for – yikes! – 42 years.)
Regardless . . .
Exhibit A from Friday’s Boston Globe:
And Exhibit B from yesterday’s Boston Herald back page:
Really, Henry: Pay a visit to Salon Luiz, eh?
Ask for Stephen.
