Boston Herald: Our Business Is Catchin’ Kerry

January 30, 2015

Another day, another snow job in the frosty local tabloid.

And – special bonus – it’s about one of the Herald’s favorite punching bags: Long Jawn Kerry.

Start, as usual, with Page One:

 

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A story this monumental, of course, deserves the high-priced spears inside the paper.

 

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(Is it just us, or does Kerry always look like his head was pasted on his shoulders by a cross-eyed graphic artist?)

We’ll spare you Howie Carr(toon)’s lame jokes and tired insults, as well as the pious musings of Fr. Flynn. Suffice it to say, it’s a pile alright – just not of snow.

Crosstown at the Boston Globe, the story got the play it truly deserved: Metro page 5.

 

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File under: Snow big deal.