Three things we know for sure in this world:
• Jacoby Ellsbury has departed the Olde Towne Team
• Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy still has his hair
• The Boston Herald will always operate at a disadvantage
Exhibit Umpteen, from today’s Globe sports section:
The feisty local tabloid?
So the hardreading staff just tweeted this at the erstwhile Sox centerfielder:
We’ll keep you posted.