Three things we know for sure in this world:
• Jacoby Ellsbury has departed the Olde Towne Team
• Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy still has his hair
• The Boston Herald will always operate at a disadvantage
Exhibit Umpteen, from today’s Globe sports section:
The feisty local tabloid?
Whiffed.
So the hardreading staff just tweeted this at the erstwhile Sox centerfielder:
We’ll keep you posted.
It's Good to Live in a Two-Daily Town 
I assume it’s because Ellsbury can read.
Maybe, Bob. Or maybe he’s just got serious moving expenses.
On 12/13/13 5:19 PM, “It's Good to Live in a Two-Daily Town”