Hey, Red Sox Pitcher Henry Owens: Get a Haircut!

March 1, 2016

Sorry, Boston Red Sox fans: Your young hurler Henry Owens is the most ridiculous-looking player in organized baseball.

(Full disclosure: The hardreading staff has been a Made Yankee Fan in Boston for – yikes! – 42 years.)

Regardless . . .

Exhibit A from Friday’s Boston Globe:

 

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And Exhibit B from yesterday’s Boston Herald back page:

 

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Really, Henry: Pay a visit to Salon Luiz, eh?

Ask for Stephen.