Jacoby Ellsbury Hates the Herald

December 13, 2013

Three things we know for sure in this world:

 

• Jacoby Ellsbury has departed the Olde Towne Team

• Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy still has his hair

• The Boston Herald will always operate at a disadvantage

 

Exhibit Umpteen, from today’s Globe sports section:

 

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The feisty local tabloid?

Whiffed.

So the hardreading staff just tweeted this at the erstwhile Sox centerfielder:

 

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We’ll keep you posted.


Dan Shaughnessy Did Not Jinx the Sox

October 9, 2013

The Red Sox crazy-ass 7th inning stretch last night – walk, single, wild pitch, infield hit – pulled Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy’s chestnuts out of an open fire.

As the hardreading staff previously noted, Shaughnessy wrote off the Tampa Bay Rays after Game 2 of the ALDS. The Rays promptly won Game 3, and led Game 4 after six.

But then . . .

Division Series - Boston Red Sox v Tampa Bay Rays - Game Four

 

Jacoby Ellsbury scored the go-ahead run in the 7th inning of Game 4 of the ALDS.

Bring on the  . . . whoever.

And Shaughnessy lives to write another day.

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