Boston Herald Gets Scroogled on Estately Search Map

May 24, 2014

From our Late to the Search Party desk

The hardlyreading staff finally got to yesterday’s Boston Herald we didn’t get, and here’s what we found on page 17:

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-23 at 4.41.59 PM

 

Fun!

Except – according to Ezra Klein groupie Ezra Klein’s new Vox popup site – it’s nonsense.

This viral map of American Google searches is hilarious — and totally misleading

We at Vox.com love our maps. But sometimes, pretty maps turn out too be good to be true. That’s the case with this seemingly awesome map of “what each state googles more than any other.” Who knew that everyone in Texas was wondering whether they had herpes? Aside from the 78,000 people who shared this map, of course.

 

google-search-map2

 

But that map is full of lies. You can’t, as the original post containing the map promises, “learn a lot about America” from it. Here’s why.

 

See for yourself. The Herald certainly didn’t bother to.

 


Boston Herald Subscription: Biggest. Waste. Ever.(VII)

May 23, 2014

As one of the 17 home subscribers the Boston Herald boasts, the hardreading staff has drastically reduced its expectations of the local daily. But the paper has failed to clear even that low bar. Actually it failed to jump at all today.

The foisty local tabloid told us it had “printing problems” last night. But of course the Herald has printing problems every night, BECAUSE ITS PRINTER IS ALSO ITS CROSSTOWN RIVAL.  So for the most part either 1) the Herald’s early edition gets printed – what? – 24 hours in advance, or 2) it doesn’t get printed at all.

Neither of those fates, unsurprisingly, is ever visited upon the Boston Globe.

Regardless, here’s the front page that did not land at the door of the Global Worldwide Headquarters this AM.

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-23 at 4.20.10 PM

 

Sleepy’s, eh? Sounds about right.

 


Red Sox Coverage Is Easy-Peavy in Boston Dailies

May 19, 2014

Every now and then the Boston Globe and the Boston Herald are in perfect harmony, as opposed to their usual yin-yang seesaw. And the hardreading staff is aways happy to chronicle those fortunate moments.

Today, the sports pages of the two dailies feature what appears to be the exact same image of yesterday’s losing Red Sox pitcherJake Peavy.

Globe version (by Jim Davis):

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-19 at 12.10.50 PM

 

Close up:

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-19 at 12.09.51 PM

 

Herald version (by Matt West):

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-19 at 12.23.05 PM

 

 

Close up:

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-19 at 12.13.24 PM

 

Excellent! But let’s not have too many, boys – you know, the space/time continuum and all that.

 


Boston Herald Subscription: Biggest. Waste. Ever. (VI)

May 19, 2014

As the hardlyreading staff noted this past weekend, our front porch failed to nestle a Boston Herald delivery either Friday or Saturday.

But yesterday the twicey local tabloid tried to make up for it by delivering two copies of the Sunday edition.

Page One of the first:

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-19 at 1.31.45 AM

 

Just for the record, Page One of the second:

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-19 at 1.31.45 AM

 

Okay, we’re done now.

 


Boston Herald Subscription: Biggest. Waste. Ever. (V)

May 17, 2014

From our Tab-void desk

As one of the 17 home subscribers to the Boston Herald, the hardreading staff has exceedingly low expectations in terms of quality of service.  But the heisty local tabloid has hit new lows this week.

Yesterday: No paper. “Printing problems,” they said. (What – Howie ran out of crayons?) But, the nice lady assured us, they’d include it with today’s delivery.

Today: Forget two – we got no Heralds this morning.  But we did get Barron’s. (Your head scratch goes here.)

Front page:

 

ON-BE798_cover0_KS_20140517003903

 

Just for the record, front page of today’s Herald that we never got:

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-17 at 1.47.37 PM

 

Yeah. Whatever.

 


Firefighters at Ladder 15 and Engine 33 Herald the People of Boston

May 12, 2014

Looks like the family of Edward J. Walsh Jr., the Boston Fire Department Lieutenant who lost his life fighting a nine-alarm Back Bay fire in March, really started something over the weekend.

Page 3 of today’s Boston Herald:

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-12 at 11.12.47 AM

 

Very classy. (As the hardreading staff noted, the Walsh family ran their ad in the Herald on Saturday, then ran one in the Globe on Sunday. We’ll see if the BFD follows suit.)

Also firefighter-related is this ad in today’s Herald:

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-12 at 11.14.13 AM

 

Hmmm. We called Precision Fitness Equipment to get more info, especially about the involvement of any Massachusetts fire departments in this bakeoff. There is none, as it turns out. A pleasant fellow named Dave Aykanian says the company had done something similar seven or eight years ago (he remembers a Quincy fire station winning back then) and, given all that’s happened with firefighters lately, thought it would be nice to do something for them.

Okay, then. Pretty sure that ad will not be running in the Globe tomorrow.

 


Boston Sunday Globe a Real Education in Academic Marketing

May 12, 2014

Our stately local broadsheet was one giant bazaar for higher-ed advertising yesterday.

Start with the The New U in the Globe’s Ideas section.

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-12 at 1.27.22 AM

 

Then check out this all-business ad from Bentley University.

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-12 at 12.29.26 AM

 

And this full-page ad from UMass Boston.

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-12 at 1.43.39 AM

 

And this UMass Lowell quarter-page (just for scale) ad.

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-12 at 1.43.03 AM

 

And finally, this big wet kiss from the Globe’s News in Education program.

 

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-12 at 1.50.01 AM

 

Among the thankees: Lesley University, Regis College, and – wait for it – UMass Lowell.

Educational, yes?

 


Walsh Family Ads Boston Globe to Fallen Hero Tribute

May 12, 2014

On Saturday the hardreading staff noted the Boston Herald ad the Walsh family ran saluting Edward J. Walsh Jr., the Boston Fire Department Lieutenant who lost his life fighting a nine-alarm Back Bay fire in March.

Yesterday it was the Boston Globe’s turn. From page A4:

 

 

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-12 at 10.55.32 AM

 

Rest in peace, Ed Walsh.

And rest assured, Walsh family:

It’s Boston that should be thanking you.

 


Boston Globe a Day Late, Dolor Short in the Latest Jared Remy Jailhouse Rumpus

May 11, 2014

From our Late to the Pity Party desk

Yesterday’s Boston Globe featured this reporticle on page B8:

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-11 at 1.41.26 AM

 

And etc. But here’s how it appeared on the Globe’s website:

Jared Remy implicated in 2d alleged jailhouse attack

Jared Remy, already charged with murder in the death of his girlfriend and with attacking another inmate at the Cambridge jail where he is being held, could face charges in an alleged assault on a correctional officer.

A spokesman for Middlesex Sheriff Peter J. Koutoujian confirmed Friday that Remy is being investigated in an alleged assault on a correctional officer April 25, but he declined to release any details of the incident.

 

Koutoujian wasn’t so coy in Friday’s Boston Herald.

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-11 at 1.29.37 AM

 

Note especially this nugget from Laurel Sweet’s piece in the feisty local tabloid:

Accused killer Jared Remy is in more jailhouse trouble, with the sheriff saying the 35-year-old hurled a milk carton at a correction officer assigned to watch over him in solitary confinement.

The alleged outburst at the Cambridge Jail was called to the Herald’s attention through an internal investigation report Remy mailed to the paper along with a letter. Remy is the son of Red Sox legend Jerry Remy, a color commentator for Red Sox games.

Middlesex Sheriff Peter J. Koutoujian said yesterday he “absolutely” intends to press charges.

The officer claims that at 4 p.m. on April 25, “While sitting in front of Isolation cell 1 D/T Remy began to threaten this reporting Officer and after approximately 2 minutes D/T Remy threw a closed milk carton at this reporting Officer hitting me on the collarbone,” the report states.

 

Not to get technical about it, but the Globe failed to include 1) those details; 2) a thuggish photo of Remy; and especially 3) credit to the Herald either in print or on the web.

Not to mention the Globe piece noted that Jared Remy “is the son of famed Red Sox broadcaster Jerry Remy,” but failed to note that Red Sox owner John Henry also owns the stately local broadsheet.

Bad form on all counts, Globeniks.

Bad form.

 


Walsh Family Heralds Fallen Hero

May 10, 2014

This tribute appears on page 9 of today’s Boston Herald.

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-10 at 3.58.14 PM

 

Closeup:

 

Screen Shot 2014-05-10 at 4.12.12 PM

 

 

 

The Walsh Family goes on to thank a myriad of people and organizations, from the Boston Fire Department to Sean O’Malley to “the people who lined the bridges and streets in honor of Ed, as we first brought him home, and once again on the morning of his funeral. These images will be ingrained in our minds forever.”

Lovely.

And for once, only in the Herald.