December 31, 2015
The hardreading has often labeled our Boston Herald home subscription the Biggest. Waste. Ever. And, for the most part, it has been, thanks to its spasmodic delivery.
But this week, the Boston Globe has given the finicky local tabloid a run for its wasted money.
From the Globe’s website:
“Disruption,” of course, is a euphemism for going Chernobyl for the past four days. Here’s a list of the 90 towns currently experiencing “delivery delays.” (It should be 91, as the hardlyreading staff didn’t get its copy of the Globe today. We did, however, get the other three we subscribe to.)
The oddest thing, though, is how few news outlets are covering the absolute meltdown of the Globe’s home delivery. The redoubtable Dan Kennedy had this piece yesterday at WGBH News, and WBZ’s Jon Keller has been on the story like Brown on Williamson. (Full disclosure: Keller interviewed us for his piece, which obviously gave us a kenahora, since we had gotten the Globe all week up until today.)
Most amazing of all, though: Nothing in the Boston Herald. Nothing.
Man, have they lost their fastball.
October 31, 2013
Well the halfreading staff just got another call from the Heraldniks (rhymes with nudniks) who told us yes, we would not get the Boston Herald delivered to our home today. We should get it tomorrow, though.
But good news! As subscribers we have free access to the fusty local tabloid’s E-Edition.
Hey, tell us something we don’t know. As the splendid readers of Two-Daily Town are likely aware, we often find the digital version of the Herald useful.
But – news flash! – we take the paper because we prefer reading it in print form.
Apparently we’ll be doubling our pleasure tomorrow.
October 21, 2013
From our Or You Could Just Set Your Money on Fire desk
The hardreading staff had a neighbor some years ago who objected to our Boston Herald home subscription on the grounds that a Herald on our front porch “reduced property values.”
But now we’re wondering about the value of the Herald itself.
Page One of Sunday’s home-delivered feisty local tabloid:
Sports section Page One:
(Photos courtesy of the Missus)
Sure, later editions (and the electronic edition) of the Herald sported this front page:
But that didn’t do the hardreading staff any good.
The thing is, as home subscribers we’re the guaranteed money for the fusty local tabloid. And all 17 of us are getting lousy value for the dollar.
The hardreading staff, for one, is not happy.
June 17, 2013
The Boston Herald wants to increase its number of home subscribers from the current level of 17, so it’s been running this ad the past few days:
Always Relevant, eh? So how come Herald home subscribers got no coverage of last night’s NBA Finals game in their one-star editions today? (Sorry – no pictures. The Missus has a real job.)
Lucky for the fusty local tabloid, any suckers who fall for its home delivery pitch won’t know what they’re missing until it’s too late.
June 16, 2013
THE BOSTON HERALD WANTS YOU to swell the ranks of its current 17 home subscribers. So it ran this ad in today’s edition:
Always Relevant? Seriously?
Here’s Page One of the sports section Herald home subscribers received this morning.
Page 2 (photos courtesy of the Missus):
And that was the four-star edition.
Once again, crosstown rival Boston Globe delivered an eight-page Stanley Cup section.
Hey, Heraldniks: You haven’t just lost your fastball. This is like tee ball for the hardreading staff.